Saturday 31 October 2009

Happy halloween from aqworlded!

I hope you get loads of candy and enjoy Hallo(moglo)ween 09!
=AQWORLDS= HAPPY HALLOWEEN

Voltabolt

Just when they couldn't release any more...They do!


This week's release features 3 quests, 2 new armors, 2 new helms, 1 new pet and 6 new weapons... ALL SEASONAL RARES. You only have one more week before Mystcroft vanishes until next year, so get these and all the other Mogloween armors, pets and items while they last!


You must perservere! Now, the strores all want you to believe you need a fancy plastic pumpkin shaped bucket -- but you need something BIGGER. When I was in middle school we had the ultimate run where we filled two pillow cases EACH! The secret is double tapping***. That is you need to get 2x the candy from each house. A lot of amateurs try switching costumes... but that uses up too much of your precious candy collecting time. You only have a few hours of prime caaandy-eering! So use your imagination to come up with a clever reason as to why you should get a second handful of candy. (I should not be telling this story... but I was really young, lol) We declared that we worked for a group that was investigating alien candy tampering activity and needed an extra "sample" to take back to our scientists to examine. Saying this with a straight face was harder than it sounds! They often laughed and said "that was a good one" while dishing out another handfull of candy. (Mmmmm.... I love Reeses. +25pts) When the night ended we all went my friend's house and spilled our candy filled bags on the floor to begin.... candy trading! (Best part of the night) We wanted to recreate this experience in game which is why Mogloween features Trick or Treating or candy filled craziness in our games. Next year I would like to have real trick or treating in our AQW houses. For all of you going trick or treating in real life this weekend... be safe, and have fun! ...and if you see a younger "newbie" trick or treater who is having trouble filling his plastic pumpkin bucket. Be sure to share some of your candy from your OVERFLOWING PILLOW CASE OF CANDY FILLED JUSTICE :-) Battle on!


(Hey, check out all the mogloween armours-http://www.aq.com/events/mogloween/09/)


New items:






  • Voltabolt's Dentist Armor & Helm
  • Red Moglinster Armor & Helm
  • Scary Dentist themed items
  • Chattering Teeth pet
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The voltabolt coat

Ballyhoo:


aqworlds,aqwThe ballyhoo zone has made use of the stage previously on aqworlds.



You can get AC's, gold or even special items given by the sponsor!




Remember...


1st Upholder
LAST CHANCE to get the 1st Upholder achievement and the Golden Starsword during AQWorld's birthday. You can still get yours by upgrading or buying ACs before Saturday at midnight. Once it is gone, it will never be available again!



Thursday 29 October 2009

NEW SWF ADDRESS game_46


Base URL: http://aqworlds.battleon.com/game/
SWF Url: http://aqworlds.battleon.com/game/gamefiles/Game_46.swf
http://aqworlds.battleon.com/game//?sFile=Game_46.swf
Loader Url: http://aqworlds.battleon.com/game//

Saturday 24 October 2009

NEW SWF ADDRESS game_42

There is yet another new swf address:


http://aqworlds.battleon.com/game//gamefiles/loader.swf?sFile=Game_42.swf
http://aqworlds.battleon.com/game/gamefiles/Game_42.swf

The AE Ultimate Hack Pack and more V.2.00

The AE Ultimate Hack Pack and more V.2.00 has now been released. All information and download link is at this video:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buV1JdFxWyk

Thursday 22 October 2009

NEW SWF ADDRESS game_40

Just a  notification, the new Aqworlds swf is

http://aqworlds.battleon.com/game//gamefiles/loader.swf?sFile=Game_40.swf


Remember to scroll down for the mogloween 09 shop hacks!

Founder presents, pumpkin carving contest and more...


Founder AQW Birthday Presents!
Bet You Were Wondering, Werentcha?
Hiya!
You already know that if you purchae ANY AC package or membership within the month of October, then your support of AQW makes you a 1st Upholder. You also know that 1st Upholders get a special Achievement Badge on your character page and the rare Golden Starsword...
1st up!
See?
...But what about the Founders? One year ago when AQW first went live, these bold adventureres had enough faith in the Artix Entertainment development team (or maybe they just had enough fun in the new-born AQW) to purchase memberships and help us build AQW into the game it is today!
You Founders knew that we wouldn't lave you behind. Last year you had the chance to grab the Platinum Dragon pet to show off, in addition to the Founder achievement badge that you can now find on your own chatacter pages.
It's been a long crazy year with a LOT of releases, a LOT of rares and a LOT of events. Maybe you gave your account to some scammer and when you got it back your beloved pet had been sold off. Maybe you meant to delete some unlovely drop and you missed, accidentally releasing your platinum drgon pet into the wild. Maybe you just didn't like it and now you regret letting it go, or maybe your membership just expired and it's sitting in your backpack collecting dust.
Well, this year we're proud to offer our Founders the chance to reclaim their lost glory!
This Friday we will be opening a special limited-time shop in Aria's Pet Shop!
rawria
Come Visit Me Friday!
The Platinum Dragon wll be once again made availble to Founders! It is the EXACT same pet from a year ago so remember, if you don't have an active membership then you can't equip it.
But wait, there's more! We are ALSO releaseing the all newARMORED PLATINUM DRAGON to Founders!
Rawr
New And Improved!
This new rare Founder pet is a NON-MEMBER pet for Founders so you can show off your founder status, even after your membership expires!
The best part is... Each pet will only cost 1 Gold, just like the Platunim Dragon did during those early days of AQW.
AQW's 1st Birthday Celebration will only last until November 1st, and that is when the shop vanishes, so move fast Founders and claim what is rightfully yours!
Thanks again for your support, and thanks to EVERYONE who has support the game (even in spirit). Without you all we'd just be making video games for ourselves!
Pumpkin Carving Contest Extension!
We've been getting SO many great submissions that we're going to need a little extra time to pick some winners in the AQW Pumpkin Carving Contest.
Grand Prize: 5000 Adventure Coins
Additional Prizes WILL be awarded for other GREAT pumpkins!
The contest NOW runs until 11:59 PM EDT (which is server time) on October 31st (Halloween Night) and Winners will be announced here on the DNs on the following Friday, November 6th!
If you haven't submitted your pumpkin yet take a look at our competition and give us your very best gourd! See you on the forums.
Or "Read you on the forms", I guess.
Unless you carved your own face onto one of the pumpkins.

Tuesday 20 October 2009

Coming next: Mogloween Part 2


Be sure to get Lionfang's armor while you still can! Meanwhile, this year's expansion to Mogloween is being created as you read this.... can we pull of a full release on Friday with no lag? Check back tomorrow for more!
The Cauldron Sisters




Bank space! Bank space!
Now that the server issues have been fixed, we can safely return to coding more stuff to break the servers with! First up... more inventory space! In addition to unlimited bank spaced for AC items, Zhoom agreed to increase the number of bank spaces you can aquire by 20. There are some technical issues that need to be overcome for this... but Zhoom says we can have a early mid-week release for these bank slots. Congratulations to everyone on 
Twitter, FaceBook, Myspace and the Forums who pushed so hard for this.


So all upcoming stuff (coming soon):

  • Presents (dropped by Sweetish Fish) will be revealed on November 1.
  • Mogloween 2009 Part 2 continues on October 23, 2009 .
  • Golden Starsword and 1st Upholder badge for 1st Upholders.
  • Surprise item for Founders on November 1st.
  • 2 of ten presents will reveal on October 23, 2009
  • More Bank space.

Sunday 18 October 2009

NEW SWF ADDRESS game_39


Aqworlds has now got a new swf address-i am only posting this so you have the correct address to hack the mogloween shops!
here it is:



http://aqworlds.battleon.com/game//gamefiles/loader.swf?sFile=Game_39.swf


Scroll down for the mogloween shop hacks! V

No more lag!

The lag was insane. Minimal and Zhoom spent over 24 hours recoding the server. When plans A, B, C, & D failed... they never gave up. (We never do -- Thank you for believing in us.) Plan E struck true and at 10:30pm, 3000 players joined us on the Minimal server to help test. We ALL battled the Sweetish fish in an all out assault which has been called "extreme payback for the lag" Poor fishy! During the test I was getting a lot of PMs so we made a video.... enjoy! We JUST rolled the new game version live! Be sure to refresh, or go to the homepage and use the play button to get the anti-lag version!





LOL

Saturday 17 October 2009

Mogloween shop hacks



First of all, the latest swf and base:
oh, and remember to turn off the netdisaster thing so you can copy/paste!


SWF: http://aqworlds.battleon.com/game/gamefiles/loader.swf?sFile=Game_40.swf


BASE: http://aqworlds.battleon.com/game/


*Tested today and fully working
19 oct- Safiria shop id found! (104)
22 oct- SWF update


For aqwin enter these packets and click send!


Bubble shop: %xt%zm%loadShop%16272%28%
Toil shop: %xt%zm%loadShop%16272%29%
Trouble shop: %xt%zm%loadShop%16272%30%
Safiria upgrade shop: %xt%zm%loadShop%16272%14%
Safiria shop: %xt%zm%loadShop%16272%104%


or just load any shop, get the packet and change the number (eg.28) to any of the shop ids 28,29,30 or 14


If you are using a aqw trainer with a shop loader enter:


28= Bubble shop
29= Toil shop
30= Trouble shop
14= Safiria upgrade shop
104= Safiria shop


 ENJOY!
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IF YOU CAN'T GET ANYTHING TO WORK PLEASE COMMENT ON THIS POST


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ps: Go into troubles house

Friday 16 October 2009

Our heroes are still in peril...


Gravelyn have a horrible feeling in the pit of my stomach that the kidnapped Heroes are in more trouble than we first thought. And my gut has never steered me wrong before…

You have been at war with the Golden Onslaught for almost a week now. As part of my Undead Army, you may not fear death since, after all, you are already a skeleton. Your Heroes, on the other hand, are still alive… for now. But Lionfang has gotten restless… *gulp*

It is up to you to save them! If you cannot save Artix, Cysero, King Alteon and the rest of the Team… then what will happen to the rest of Lore? And, more importantly, who will make AQW’s weekly releases?

Quickly, my minions; you must save our Heroes! After all, Mogloween is supposed to be released tomorrow!!


Mogloween



Mogloween would be complete without the things that go bump in the night. Have your revenge against Ghostly Sheets, Jack-O-Dooms, and even the Great Pumpkin King! Brand new baddies will make an appearance as well—after all, Gravelyn had to send her bootleg undead somewhere…
What is Mogloween? 
Mogloween is a costume-themed pumpkin-inspired spooky holiday celebrated in October. Candy, ghosts, candy, candy, jack-o-lanterns, costumes, and more candy are just a few of the things that make Mogloween one of the most fun holidays in Lore.



When is Mogloween?
This year, Mogloween starts Friday, October 17th, and lasts the entire month of October and into the first part of November! WOOHOO



Where is Mogloween?
Mogloween is held annually in a time-and-space altering land known as Mystcroft. You can journey to this mysterious place via the giant unmistakable Mogloween button in Battleon.



What can you do during Mogloween?
An easier question would be: what can’t you do during Mogloween! Multiple quests will be provided by the Cauldron Sisters and the Vampire Queen, Safiria. Collect candy, slash through ghosts, pulverize mutated pumpkins, and collect spooky items! Seasonal Rare shops will open, allowing you to dress up in awesome costumes, available ONLY during Mogloween!



Oh no, I missed last year’s Mogloween! (Well I didn't)
No problem. For the first week, we are re-releasing Mogloween just as it was last year! This will give everyone a chance to play through AQW’s 1st Mogloween ever (feel free to laugh at our typos) that will prepare you all for this year’s brand-new festivities (coming next week)!



Are the Mogloween 2008 items going to be re-released?
Not exactly. We will be releasing 2009 versions of last year’s items; this means you can still get all the Mogloween costumes, helms, and weapons that were released last year! The only thing different will be a “2009” tag added to the name. This way, those of you who participated in 2008 will have the 1st Edition of said items, while everyone else can get their hands on the 2009 2nd Edition items!



What Mogloween 2009 items will be released?
All of the items released last year will make a grand reappearance! Such items include the 2009 versions of:

  • Banana Suit
  • Red Moglin Head
  • Paper Bag helm
  • Vampire Armor (Vampire Class has gone Rare!)
  • Jack-O-Doom Helm
  • Pumpkin Lord Class (Does this mean there will be another pumpkin lord?)
Along with these 2008 items, brand-new Mogloween 2009 items will be available! What will they be? Hmmm… you’ll just have to wait to find out. We don’t want to ruin any surprises!


Help! I’ve been turned into a Ghost! Now what?
Stay calm. It’s time to have some fun being a ghost—scare your friends or haunt your enemies! Don’t forget to brush up on your Ghost lingo: “BOO!”

Ghost


Shop hacks will be on the way so not quest completing will be needed! This will require a aqw trainer with a shop hack button or aqwin/hellquest with a shop packet-the shop packet will be posted (nearly) as soon as the mogloween event is released! So will the shop ids (my guess is that they will be ids 98+)

Tuesday 13 October 2009

Canadian Thanksgiving


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These items will only be avialable TODAY (and probably part of tomorrow, depending on where you live). These Items are SEASONAL RARES, so they will probably be back next year.
Join me in wishing our northern neighbors a wonderful Thanksgiving! Enjoy your Turkey, Cranberry Sauce, Pumpkin Pie, Moose Ribs, and Syrup! Or whatever you guys eat on Thanksgiving.
Do you fall asleep watching hockey?
To access these amazing new items, just click the new button in BattleOn! If you Don't see it, clear your browser's cache and try again!

Not Actual Size




War update:Now at 73% (2,558,473 medals)





Mogloween 09 is starting THIS FRIDAY!


Pernament undead armours-On sale at mogloween



The temporary undead armors have been getting a LOT of heat from the AQW Community. People have been asking left and right if the Undead Mage anmd Undead Fighter will ever be made permenant additons to AQW.



BTW: I am going on a school trip for 3 days so no posts until friday

Sunday 11 October 2009

Warlionfang part 2!

The war is currently at 51% which means that the next area has been unlocked. This area has new monsters (golden cavalry) and 1 golden caster.

warlinofang2.jpg Warlionfang AQWORLDS Part 2 picture by micycle1

Saturday 10 October 2009

The undead assult! and aqworlds 1st birthday TODAY

In another 2 days its my characters 1 year birthday, yes, i was created on the 12th just 2 days after the beta tester achievement!:(
Undead Warriors, Undead Mages, DOOM KNIGHTS... prepare for battle!

black doom!
Doom Knights can pass through the Death Fog!
The Golden Onslaught stand around their tower. Can your new undead senses detect their fear? This weekend, on the first anniversary of AQ Worlds' release, WE will finally be the undead army marching across the bridge to invade the tower while THEY cower in fear and fight for their lives!
Join the war, heroes! Speak to me and will transform you into a Shadowscythe soldier or possibly a DOOM KNIGHT, and we will destroy Maximilian Lionfang's Golden Onslaught army!

Doom Knights can pass through the Death Fog!
For Glory! For the Great Truce! LONG UNLIVE THE SHADOWSCYTHE!
Libras and Loot!
So, tomorrow is 10/10/09 and I can't believe that AQW has been live and online for a year!
You've already faced 2 of Drakath's Chaos Lords (and met the Twins), survived dragons, black knights, and even a giant fish monster with ice cream on its head... but you've never HAD the chance to actually BE the undead army assaulting the tower!
Let's go over what acme out today:
A brand new Birthday Event war starts today, with new enemies and new rewaeds unlocking at 50% and 100%!
MEMBER: 6 new items including the DoomKnight CLASS (with levelable skills) , the DoomKnight Hood and the DoomKnight Cloak.
NON-MEMBER: 7 new Items including the Golden Phoenix Helm, White Fur Cloak, Red Double Axe Blade, Horns of the Undead Staff, and Lionfang's Whip!
All of these items drop from the war enemies and will probaby become war rares after the event, but some of the items will not drop until you reach 50% or 100%.
ADVENTURE COIN ITEMS: In the war, Gravelyn sells 6 new AC items: The Gold, Onyx and Ornate DoomKnight armors, as well as the Gold, Onyx and Ornate DoomKnight hoods!
This weekend we are also celebrating 2 MORE birthdays in the Secret Underground Lab in addition to AQW's: Rolith's and mine.
birfday
The Names Are Reversed. HA!
Today is also my beautiful fiancee's birthday and I'm taking the chance to say it here: Happy Birthday Bekah, I love you! :)
Have a great weekend and enjoy the release, guys! Happy Birthday AdventureQuest Worlds.




Friday 9 October 2009

We attack tomorrow


We Attack Tomorrow!
The Golden Onslaught will PAY!
Archlord Maximilian Lionfang of the Golden Onslaught stands in his tower which belonged to an Evil necromaner. Lionfang converted it to Onslaught Tower once he had "cleansed" the necromancer from the world. It was his first act of treason against King Alteon and the Great Truce between Good and Evil.
He is surrounded by an army of golden clad knights and a fog that kills any living thing that it touches... and tomorrow we're going to attack them with the courage of those who have ALREADY given their lives to save their friends!
undeady
Transformed Into Shadowscythe Mages & Warriors!
Tomorrow , heroes, I will transform you into unliving warriors of the Shadowscythe army... the members will even be offered the honor of becoming a Doom Knight, like me... Like my father, Sepulchure.
Together we will march through the Death Fog that surrounds Onslaught Tower. We will lay waste to ANY Golden Onslaught warriors who stand between us and our allies, and we will not stop until they have been freed. Maximilian Lionfang's treachery must be stopped at all costs! Long Un-live the Shadowscythe!
I'm The Answer Guy?! 
People have been writing in and asking questions about the prison in which that Lionface has us locked-up. As you can clearly see Artix and our friends are imprisoned behind strong iron bars, the mighty Warlic has had his hands magically bound to the wall making spell casting nearly impossible, the brave little moglin Twilly has even been given a prison to himself... a cat carrier, and I...
...I'm standin' inside a chalk circle which is labled "Do Not Cross."
One player wrote in asking: "If it's just a chalk line, Why not just walk across it?"
Here is why: Lionfang gave each of our prisons a lot of thought. We are each held captive in the way that suits us best... a way which we are INCAPABLE of escaping.
I can't just walk across the line... because that isn't funny.
I'm literally imprisoned by my own sense of comedy.
Lionfang is a tactical genius, be careful when you face him!
Free Items!
Everyone knows that members are getting the Doom Knight class this weekend, complete with never-before seen skills...
doomy
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (FINALLY)
...but a lot of the non-member players have been saying that they are feeling a little left out of the war against the Golden Onslaught.
I've decided to let you know, in advance, all of the items that Free Players can get this weekend!
new stuff
Brand New Non-Member Weapons and items!
1) The Golden Onlsaught enemies will drop SIX brand new items for non-members: Golden Phoenix Helm, White Fur Cloak, Red Double Axe Blade, Horns of the Undead Staff, RazorBack Skull Blade, and the Undead Skull Polearm.
2) For people with REALLY short memories, we released a LOT of non-member stuff last week too! The Sweetish Fish monster in Twig's Birthday map will continue to drop FOUR non-member gift boxes that will open with goodies inside of them on November 1st.
3) The Sweetish Fish will also to continue to drop the THREEnon-member items: Cherry Bomb dagger, Sweetish Fish Tail back item and the Ice Cream Helm.
4) Last week we also updated the Yokai Tournament Rep Shop with some new non-member items: ONE new weapon, Sporkion's Spork, ONE new armor, Absolute Zero's armor andTWO new helms, Absolute Zero's Zero Mask and Sporkion's Hood.
5) For those non-members with some ACs to spend, on Friday, Gravelyn will also be selling THREE new non-member armors and THREE new non-member helms: the Gilt Doom Knight Armor, Gilt Doom Knight Hood, Gold Doom Knight Armor, Gold Doom Knight Hood, Onyx Doom Knight Armor, and the Onyx Doom Knight Hood.
Remember, if you don't have any AC's left, you can always use AExtras to get more FREE Adventure Coins!
Lemme count. Looks like a grand total of 23 new items availble for non-members. And it's only Thursday. Who knows... we might even add MORE between now and release time tomorrow!
1st Upholders!
There is now a handy-dandy page explaining all about 1st Upholders! If you think you might be already be a 1st Upholder, just login and check your character page. If you see an achievement badge like this...
1st Upholders rule!
1st Upholder Badges & Item Arrive November 1st!


...Then, GRATZ! You're already a 1st Upholder and thanks for helping AQW out. We could not keep the game going or keep the weekly updates coming without your support!
The undead war against the Golden Onslaught begins TOMORROW! Rest well, heroes, for tomorrow... you die.
Well, you die and then go fight some more.

Tuesday 6 October 2009

Pumpkin carving contest

Do you have what it takes to carve the best AE-themed pumpkin in all of Lore? How skilled are you in the fine arts of the pumpkin-carving blade? Are you able to duel-wield a camera at the same time?

If so, this contest is perfect for you!

This is the official all-call for pumpkin-carving masters! And since Mogloween is right around the corner, there seems to be no better time for such an event!

There will be ONE Grand Prize winner. The contest starts now and ends at 3:00pm EST on Thursday, October 29th. The winners will be announced on the Design Notes and the Forums on Friday, October 30th!

The Grand Prize winner will receive 5,000 AdventureCoins!

Now that I have your attention, you’re probably wondering how to enter. The rules and guidelines are simple but MUST be followed accordingly for your entry to be considered eligible:

  • Your pumpkin MUST be carved in an AQW theme.

  • Your pumpkin carving can relate to anything from AdventureQuest Worlds.

  • Your canvas must be a pumpkin or another form of squash and/or gourd.

  • The photo of your carved pumpkin must be of the Highest Quality—the bigger and more clear the picture, the better!

  • Please include your AQW character name with your submitted photo.

  • You have until 3:00pm EST on Thursday, October 29th to submit a photo of your carved pumpkin!

  • Only one photo submitted per character, please!

  • Post your carved pumpkin photo on the Official Contest Forums!

The AE Team is really looking forward to seeing all your wonderful ideas and creatively carved pumpkins! I wonder if your pumpkin will win the Grand Prize? There is only one way to find out—submit your photo today! And remember, be creative, be safe, and more importantly, Carve On!

Saturday 3 October 2009

Missing heros!

What happened to the missing heroes
It is one week from the 1st Birthday of AQWorlds and your favorite “good” heroes have been kidnapped. Yes, all of them—including Artix, Cysero, Beleen, J6 , Princess Miko, and even King Alteon. All adventurers, good and evil, are requested to meet at my Fortress immediately. Long Un-live the Shadowscythe!


Who has kidnapped the Heroes?


It's not who you think! (Not gravlin)

Meanwhile, someone put Twig in charge of setting up AQWorld's Birthday party. That little yellow Moglin loves fish and icecream... but this is just getting out of control. The new boss monster drops 10 presents, a new armor, new weapon and two special pets!

Friday 2 October 2009

Continuous dissapearances

Continuous Disappearances
Where, oh where have our good people gone?

I would like to thank you for coming to Yokai Isle and participating in the DragonKoi tournament. Best of luck and please continue to do well. I must remind you how important it is that you are victorious. But another issue has come to my attention and I am a bit worried.

Beleen has been keeping me up-to-date about the strange things that have been happening around here. I heard of Artix's disappearance and Cysero's as well. She had also mentioned that she couldn't find Warlic, Zhoom or J6 a few hours later. Poor things, I do hope they are alright. She sounded pretty frantic yesterday and I was trying to keep her calm but she was running around like a chicken with their head cut off! However, since then I have not heard back from her.

We should organize some sort of safety precaution for everyone who's left. Anyone know where she ran off too?

.... You don't suppose she's been kidnapped too do you?

Ai No Miko should better go look for Robina, Galanoth and Llussion. It isn't safe anywhere anymore.

MechQuest 2nd Anniversary Party!

MechQuest 2nd Anniversary Party!
There is a party happening NOW at Tek's Mechs in Soluna City! To celebrate mechquest's 2nd anniversary, we have released a new level 5 version of the infamous Newbatron mecha called the Nubertron! There are RARE Silver, Gold and Platinum Anniversary versions of this uber-newbie mecha available at Tek's basement! Be sure to stop by one of the crazy GEARS Slumber parties and pick up some new pajamas!

Thursday 1 October 2009

New website feature!

If you haven't done it already, you can now bombard this website with meteors. To turn this totally random feature off, click the red cross (but not your browsers cross.)

Cysero gone...Who next???

First Artix… and now Cysero!?
The two have gone missing!

This isn’t like them. Don’t get me wrong—Artix and Cysero are prone to disappearing. But in the end, you can usually find them battling the Undead, hovering around the coffee maker, or jamming out with Warlic and Zhoom.

But this time is different. J6, Galanoth, and I have been searching Battleon high and low, trying to find clues to the duo’s disappearance. No footprints. No Daimyo. No stinky left socks. No luck so far.

Where could they be? I can’t even reach them on their eyePhones (Lore’s most trusted super-cellular micro-computer talking apparatus)!

Eyephone

Someone—or something—paladinapped Artix! And that same person most likely snatched Cysero up today (they probably lured him with something shiny like gold, tin foil, or ice cream)! But who would do such a thing?!

Maybe they have posted something on their Twitters and/or Facebooks..?

Hold on, guys, I’m coming to find you!
/runs aimlessly out of Battleon, Chinchilla in tow